Das U-238 Punch

Mix all ingredients well. Cover and chill for 24 hours.. Serve as you would punch.

This beverage's motto is: Hiroshima's favorite since '45. Guaranteed to bomb you into the next decade!

NOTE: Orange juice and wedges and pineapple juice and chunks can be substituted for your favorite fruit. However, the strawberries and juice is considered MANDATORY! The vodka can also be substituted for your favorite booze, but rum is MANDATORY!

The general rule of thumb for this recipe is: two quarts of booze (one of which MUST be rum), and three quarts of fruit juice including 1 pint of accompanying FRESH fruit (one of the fruits MUST be strawberries)

Your Das U-238 Punch is ready. Good luck!